Rage Against Suburban Zombie-ism
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
My version of yoga.
If you're into modern architecture, check this film out.
posted by Stephania at 12:59 AM
Friday, June 14, 2013
The caption off the orig says it's a topless Donatella Versace, but she doesn't look that haggy in the face.
Maybe it's just 'cause I can't tan and am naturally Casper-pale, but I just don't get this whole being tanned thing.
posted by Stephania at 1:55 PM
Wednesday, June 05, 2013
Update from this post.
So Scary-Jesus Classmate, who shall remain nameless, finally updated her profile pic on FB and guess who she reminds me of?
Answer after the jump...
Carrie's mom, as in scary-Carrie/"They're all gonna laugh at you" mother!!!
(Unfortch, I can spot crazy from a mile away, believe me, I've had practice. :S )
So I'm not sure which is worse, Scary Jesus or the above.
posted by Stephania at 10:18 PM
Tuesday, June 04, 2013
Man, this looks good! And guess who has a free sneak preview of this wonderful channel?? Ok, it's not wonderful 'cause it mainly shows wedding/chick flicks, but in the case of the above trailer, it's wonderful. It almost looks better than last night's premiere ep of Mistresses.
(Alyssa Milano is still hawt. And I was dying, DYING, when the son of that Korean shrink's patient/mistress-lover starting hitting on her! Temptation abounds.)
Who would've thought that there would be a niche for such crap?? Answer: A Genius! I like how the producers wait 'til after the son's death to cash in on this made-for-tv mockumentary. It's not like Larry Birkhead can sue...or can he?? Cha-ching!
You KNOW my pvr's already set for this television event of the Summer!!!
Btw, is there a tv/media/internet version of the saying, "You are what you eat"???
posted by Stephania at 10:36 AM
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Mommies, can you accidentally "shit out" a baby?? I'm dead serious about this question, no lie.
(I sorta shielded my eyes during that birth vid in Sex Ed., so I haven't witnessed a childbirth per se. What I do know is that you can shit/pee, involuntarily while you're like pushing, so *perhaps* you can shit out a baby too? I dunno.)
Other possible poor excuses that a Chinese woman could use for discarding her baby down a squat toilet:
1. This is my 2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc. baby;
2. I don't have money for an abortion < Which apparently was used, and;
3. I'm unwed.
posted by Stephania at 10:06 PM
I finally have a day off and there's 1 thing that I'm looking forward to...cleaning my closet! That while listening to podcasts and hopefully discovering some new tunes.
My closet is both my friend/foe. The door is broken (don't need it anyway), I put in an organiser with extra rods/racks some years ago, but it's still waaaay too small.
Just beside my closet, I have a small, rotating armoire with casual stuff for layering (tees, long-sleeve knits, sweaters/cardigans, etc.) + a large Rubbermaid tote with lid (out-of-season crap) + shoes/boots, coats, jackets in a spare room + even more shoes/boots downstairs in the foyer.
Basically, it's semi-organised, but all over the place and I'm sure that I don't get to wear certain items 'cause they're not exactly in plain sight!!!
Note to self: Walk-in closet, with shoe shelving, a-must for my next dwelling! I'm not gonna pare down my wardrobe just because I don't have the space. :)
Here are some tips if you hafta do a BIG clean-up like me:
1. Unless you have good lighting, plan this during the daytime;
2. Wear clothing that you can easily take off or thin items so that you can try stuff on top of while you're sorting;
3. Don't be sentimental, but practical. Your grandma, who doesn't even live with you anymore, won't care if you toss her shirt...that you don't even wear yourself! Something doesn't fit you properly? Chances are it won't fit next year either! Shoes pinch your feet? Toss 'em!;
4. Have a donation bag (or 2, or 3) ready!; &
5. Choose your tunes!
posted by Stephania at 7:41 PM
Monday, May 27, 2013
Someone from high school who I wasn't super friendly with tried to add me on Facebook. Normally, I wouldn't have a problem with confirming her friendship and getting reacquainted since I'm a friendly person with friends from all different walks of life.
However, there's a small issue of her losing it senior year and her profile pic (and subsequent pics on FB) is of a scary Jesus.
Jesus used to be my homeboy, but now him & his bud, Allah, fuckin' scare me.
posted by Stephania at 6:40 PM
Thursday, May 23, 2013
If there's 1 thing that makes me RAGE in the Summertime, it's toe rings + french pedicures. ACK. I fuckin' hate both and when combined, it's even worse. It makes my skin crawl.
I'm not one to be easily offended, but this really hits me...BIG-TIME for some reason.
I was discussing, at length, about my hatred towards these enemy of the feet, and she was all Zen 'n shit like, "Oh, everyone has their own fashion. Just let them be!" Sorry lady, but this shitz just naaaasty and I'm not about to hide my complete and utter disgust about the fact.
Also, most of the people who wear toe rings + get French Pedis done are fat, so I think it's their way of detracting the eye from the obvious. Sorry, but this crap on your feet don't make you lose any weight.
Just stop. NOW. Rings are for your fingers, not your toes.
posted by Stephania at 11:59 PM
Question to my Non-Cauc(asian) Readers: When you're at a non-ethno-specific event, i.e. not Asian grocery store, not Indian/Chinese wedding, not Chinese School, and you're SURROUNDED, like drowning in sea of people "your own kind", what do you think to yourself?
1. Nothing, really.
2. What are all these Chinese/Brown/Black peeps doing here??!!
3. I don't see colour, or < Totally a White thing!
4. Other, please specify.
Personally, I'm #2. However, I now realise that Chinese people, whether I like it or not, have completely invaded the GTA. This includes my slightly-out-of-the-GTA, in a once what most Chinese people thought to be a why-do-you-live-there city!
The Good: Better Chinese restaurants. If you've been overseas, it's meh here. In comparison to Markham, it's a virtual wasteland in terms of good Chinese. I just don't do dim sum here.
The Bad: Bad drivers. There, I said it. Inflated housing prices. These people (mainlanders) are buying houses with CASH.
Back to my "peeps", I thought I was ghetto, but these people make me look like an angel. It also makes me wanna step up my game/aggressiveness in terms of scoring free shit. Iron sharpens iron, I suppose.
Labels: Chinese mainlanders invade GTA
posted by Stephania at 9:25 PM
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